Please select your three favorite Choice Words of the year. “If I had a nickel for every time the printers didn’t work I’d buy my own.” –JorJor “How can something be new yet improved?” – Cliched Thinker “How does one move their hips like yeah????” – Confused in the USA “Why do people ask me if I’ve found Jesus in my life? I didn’t know he was missing!” – Searching for Jesus “Has anyone else noticed that the chapel clock’s four is IIII instead of IV?” – Timely Matter “To my roommates: do your boyfriends have to be in the room EVERY TIME I come back from the shower?” – Privately Naked “Dear friend: I know that you think you are doing a good thing by recycling, but it is ironic that you leave the light on in the recycling room! Please turn it off!” – Green Machine “Thought of the day: if you have an album titled, ‘My WeDdiiNg PiCss!!’ or ‘MuH bAbAy!!’, you, my friend, are too young to be married or having children.” – Worried for our future “Dear campus security: did you REALLY tell us to wear fanny packs to protect our belongings? Are you trying to make sure admission takes a hit this year?” – Not a Dork “Dear Nestle: you make me so happy to be a Knight instead of a Kohawk. Rather than the nasty smell of cooking oatmeal, we have the delicious smell of chocolate to greet us!” – Chocohaulic

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